WHY DO WE DO THE THINGS WE DO?
Written at 8:40 a.m. on 2004-08-20

WELL LADYS AND GENTS, THIS ENTRY COULD TAKE ALL DAY. I AM SUPRISED I WAS ABLE TO SEND TWO NOTES THIS MORNING,AND YOU CAN UNDERSTAND IT.

I WENT TO SLEEP @ 2AM AND HAD TO BE @ WORK BY 7:30.HOLLY HELL I AM HURTING LIKE A SUN-OF-A!@#%$! WELL NOW THAT IAM THINKING I WILL HAVE TO BACK AND CK THE NOTES I SENT, YEA SURE I CAN READ IT,I WROTE IT....BUT IAM STILLLL DRUNK! LORD I HOPE YOU GUYS CAN READ THAT SHIT.

I NEVER DO THIS, BUT WHEN YOU X-BOYFRIENDS MOTHER(yes i am still friends with the family,great people)WANTS SCOOBY TO STAY THE NIGHT, WHAT DO I SAY "HELL YEA" I DONT GET OUT THAT MUCH.

I THINK IT IS ONLY FAIR TO GET DRESSED UP,DO YOU HAIR,MAKEUP, GO TO THE MOST CROWDED BAR IN TOWN,START A TAB,GET SO DRUNK YOU HAVE TO CLOSE ONE EYE SO YOU CAN SEE YOU FRIENDS FACE,DANCE LIKE YOU KNOW HOW(i can,but some people,wow!!)PARTY INTO THE EARLY MORNING,WHEN YOU ARE DONE DRINKING YOU HAVE TO PICK UP THE TAB!AND YOU KNOW BEFORE YOU LEFT THE HOUSE YOU TOLD YOUR SELF"YOU HAVE BILL THIS WEEK SO DONT SPEND ALOT OF MONEY TONIGHT" WELL GUESS WHAT, BY THE END OF THE NIGHT YOU THINK YOU ARE FUCKING "DONALD TRUMP" $$NOW YOU HAVE THIS REALLLLY BIG TAB$$

YOU MIGHT HAVE THOUGHT YOU FUCKIN DRANK SOME DAMN, DIAMONDS AND GOLD!!!

WELL YOU OWE IT TO YOUR SELF,YOU DID WORK ALL WEEK! SO THE NEXT DAY YOU CAN SIT @ WORK WITH A HANGOVER, AND ASK YOUR SELF WHAT DID I DO,I SURE IS NOT GOING TO DO THAT AGAIN!......... (WELL UNTIL NEXT WEEK:) OR IN MY CASE WHEN I GET A BABYSITTER!

AND TRUST ME,I LOOK LIKE REAL PREEETTTY RIGHT NOW,A PERFECT 10!

TA-TA FOR NOW,

OXOX-CHICADEE80-XOXO

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