FUNNY MORNINGS & AND THE SPERM DONOR
Written at 8:38 a.m. on 2004-08-12
WELL I CAN JUST SAY THAT LAST NIGHT OF ALL NIGHTS EVERYONE WANTED TO CALL ME JUST AS MY EYES CLOSED. MY BROTHER CALLS @11:30 BUT I KNOW WHY HE CALLS SO LATE,THERE IS A 3 HOUR DIFFERENCE. MY DAUGHTERS SPERM DONOR CALLED LAST NIGHT "2" TIMES ONCE @12 AND AGAIN AT 2am I MEAN WHAT THE HELL WE KNOW YOU DON'T WORK!CAUSE IF YOU DID,I WOULD HAVE SOME OF THE GREEN PAPER THEY CALL MONEY!!!!! JURK BASTERD....DON'T CALL ME FOR SHIT UNLESS YOU ARE HANDING OUT THE GOOD, AND HELL NO I AM NOT TALKING ABOUT YOUR DONOR TUBE (wow that felt great)IT'S BETTER THEN CUTTING HIM!!!
WELL THIS MORNING STARTED OF GREAT SCOOBY(DAUGHTER) GOT UP AND WENT IN THE BATHHROOM AND SAT ON THE POTTIE FOR 10 MIN. SHE DOES THIS EVERY MORNING,SHE IS NOT THE MORNING TYPE SO I FIGURE SHE GOES IN THERE AND FALLS ASLEEP.SHE IS 6 SO I TRY NOT TO BOTHER HER WHEN SHE IS IN THERE, "OH BUT BOY I SHOULD,SHE DOES IT TO ME ALL THE TIME "mommy this mommy that" AFTER SHE HAS BEEN IN THE BATHROOM FOR 5 MIN I TELL HER SHE HAS TO HURRY UP AND GET DRESSED I AM LEAVING. HER RESPONCE IS "I AM GOING TO THE BATHROOM" WOW! I AM NOT SURE WHAT SHE EATS WHEN SHE IS IN SCHOOL AND @ DAY CARE ,ALL I CAN SAY IS I DO NOT WANT ANY PARTS OF IT. MY DAY IS TO CRAZZZY TO BE SPENDING 10 MIN IN THE BATHROOM FIRST THING IN THE MORNING, BUT I KNOW SHE GOES BACK TO SLEEP. SO NEEDLESS TO SAY HER HAIR IS A MESS AND HER SHOES ARE NOT ON WHEN WE GET IN THE CAR...... BUT MY HOME LIFE IS PRETTY MUCH LIKE MY WORK EXCEPT WITH ADULTS THEY SIT AROUND AND DON'T DO WHAT YOU ASKED THEM AND 5 MIN LATER GUESS WHAT? THE BASTARD ARE BRAIN DEAD AND FORGOT WHAT YOU ASKED THEM TO DO ....SCOOBY DOES NOT FORGET SHE REMEMBERS AS SHE WALKS TO THE CAR W/ HER HAIR BRUSH AND SHOES (better late then never) Thank for letting me vent, SHANNON
